Sunday, 2 June 2019

Sexist Insults

Situational Joke | Happy Families

Sexist Insults



[Around the dinner table]

Wife: *Glaring at husband* ‘If you could buy husbands on eBay then I’m pretty sure I’d have ended up with a house that works’

Husband: *Glaring back at wife* ‘If you could buy wives on eBay then I’m pretty sure I’d have ended up with a meal I could stomach’

Teenager: *Glaring at parents* ‘If you could buy parents on eBay then I’m pretty sure I’d have ended up with no chores.

Dog: *Logging onto eBay and typing “DOG NEW HOME, NO TEENAGERS, MANSION PREFERRED. CHEWING HOUSE APART OKAY, SLOBBERING ON FOOD ALLOWED, AND THROWING SOFT FURNISHINGS AND CLOTHES AROUND ALLOWED”

*Everyone stares at dog*

Dog: *Glances over shoulder* ‘So long arseholes’


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